Category Archives: Reviews & Articles

New! Articles by the Problem Gamer. Because sometimes, you have to have it in writing.

Hi peoples

I have been off in wonderful Idaho for the past month, with wonderful Ben. Hooray! Unfortunately I had to come home for an impertinent test — on a Saturday afternoon, no less. Can’t beat a whole month away from home with your sweetie pie, though… unless it was two months. Of course, there was no [...]

Strategy can be for the non-sRPG! FFXIII

An update! I beat Final Fantasy XIII, which, I will concede, has its flaws, but was overall a very enjoyable undertaking.  High point: the battle system, which, while introducing a layer of abstraction by design, keeps you keenly and thoroughly involved. I loved mastering it–having to know when to change paradigms in a flash, what [...]

A Tale of Tales… and of Game-Crashing Pain

A funny thing happened to me on my Sylvarant World Tour yesterday. I’m talking about a fun little glitch in Namco’s Tales of Symphonia for Gamecube–yet another 7-year-old game I expect you to still care about. While a bit long-winded and cliché–at 80+ hours, you can’t escape that–and while its characters are starting to garner [...]

Retro Gamers, Your Time is NOW (Part 2)

(Another article first published at Wapeach.com–and yes, I know it took forever and a day.) Welcome back! I hope you’ve been rocking the oldies, and claiming the decade so far as your own. Our next two games come from series whose popularity soared in the 90s, so it’s only appropriate that their 16-bit aesthetic has [...]

’90s Retro-Gamers, Our Time is Now.

(mirror of an article I originally wrote for Wapeach.com) The 2010s are here! Everyone who was a kid in the ’90s has some aspirations for this decade. Like more old games, please! Truth be told, it’s been five console generations since then, and the ’90s have long been ‘retro’ in gaming terms. As such, a [...]

Ye Olde (Christmas) Movie Review Tyme!

This site would be a lot more frequently updated if I were to write about movies… hmm, interesting thought. Since I am making movies of a kind,  maybe I should demonstrate some kind of knowledge of the greater art of filmmaking. Or, at least, some critiquing skills. I saw a couple movies today: one good, [...]

Playing Catch-Up with (Playing Catch-up With) Okami, Part 3.

Bet you thought you’d seen the last of Okami for this decade! Well, this thang ain’t gonna die so easy. I thought it best to finish off my file before concluding the review, but since that hasn’t happened (a matter we will discuss shortly), we’re just going to have to settle for the first 37 [...]

Playing Catch-Up with Super Castlevania IV

I’m not going to lie: I was pretty moved by the AVGN’s Castlevania tributes. I knew what he was feeling. The games of our early lives crash-land into our unprotected, still-mushy child-brains, burning in those truer-than-life images and carving out an everlasting affinity with the powers of human-game interaction. In a good game, the illusion [...]

The No-Longer-Apathetic Gamer on Okami, Part 2

(Dispel your sadness, folks! Okamiden has been announced for the Nintendo DS! (Yes, I’m a bit slow to catch on to these things.) I don’t know how they’re going to pull it off, what with the dissolution of Clover, but let’s hope Capcom let some of those people stick around… Now, on to Part 2 [...]

And now, the ‘Apathetic Gamer’ on: The Divine Inspiration of Okami

(In this 3-part series, I’ll be talking about one game that has made me less apathetic toward the game industry of today.) With its original release date now three years behind us, playing Okami is both very pleasing and a little sad. As I usually do when I see the hype machine trundling towards me, [...]

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